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Sonic Breaks his Neck Sonic Breaks his Neck

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Incredibly daft...

...and awesome.
Nice style, hilarious voice acting-- although Tails and Amy were obscured by that final song, which was annoying.
I always wondered why Sonic didn't get hurt by the glass in the monitors as well. ;)



Geeks In Love Geeks In Love

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brilliant music video...

Excellent direction, animation, audio, everything, and the attention to detail; the million and one geeky references-- you, sirs, truly do have too much spare time.

Thanks for brightening this geek in love's evening.



Ruth's Valentine Tips Ruth's Valentine Tips

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good, but...

...the voices were kind of hard to follow. Subtitles would've been helpful.
Some funny randomness there.
And why was Ruth with *all* the guys on Valentine's Day?

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT*gets hit with an arrow*


Wonchop responds:

Lol, well as veterans may know, Ruth dated Curly Sam in 'Curly Sam goes on a date' and ended up with Wez at the end. B3n was mostly to round up the numbers. She hasn't dated the other as she's not into furriness/beastiality/necrophilia.

Recent Game Reviews


Exmortis 2 Exmortis 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Beautifully written game...

I don't care what people say, point-and-click story-led adventures are the SHIZ NIT.
As a fellow writer, I roundly applaud your great success in creating a truly atmospheric, horrifying world to explore.
I liked how the texts featured small clues, logical leaps of faith to reward those who paid attention to the diaries, etc.
Once the Sudoku was complete, (damn maths) I fairly flew through the rest of the game by picking up the little hints that you left; which is a very important part of making a decent game -- leaving just enough of a breadcrumb trail for your player to follow while making him feel like he's exploring new ground.

SPOILERS OMG

The little gribbly buggers at the end were underwhelming, to say the least, and the buoy puzzle seemed very much tagged on, (hence the minus points on graphics and interactivity) but the package as a whole was great. Congratulations on a truly disturbing game, and if you'll excuse me, I'm off to better acquaint myself with the first Exmortis.


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Super Mario World Slots Super Mario World Slots

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I don't know a durn thing about slots...

...But somehow I managed to win 930 credits on my first spin, through that bonus game. ^________^
Shame it's not real money.
Good work on the dress-up game as well.


KREVENCY responds:

Well, don't let this draw you into a real casino, because the odds will not be so stacked in your favor.

I'm glad it's not real money, or all you people would have taken it from me by now.